Whatchu Talkin' 'Bout Tim Gunn!
Season 4
Week I - Week II - Week III - Week IV - Week V - Week VII - Week VIII - Week IX - Week X - Week XI - And the Winner is...
Project Runway has begun people and since I just loooove fashion and the show, I'm going to proceed with my summary of each week's episode. I am no fashion expert so don't judge. I'm just here to have fun with Tim Gunn! Ok, that was silly, I know. So let's rev up those sewing machines and get started....
Week Uno
Well, I had heard that our little show is moving to LA. This revelation just makes me ill. LA, for fashion, are you kidding me? Breaks my little fashionazi heart. As for now let's concentrate on these newbies for Season 5.
My Threes:
It is just too early to tell with the first challenge. I can tell you who I like so far: Jerell, Kenley, Kelli and Joe. My least faves are Stella - already with the freakin' out, Blayne - um, he'll be kept for the dramafest, and well, that's all so far. I feel this season is going to be interesting because they all look pretty good execution wise. I would love to see what the challenges this season will be and how these guys and dolls make it work. There was a lot of gasping with the next "Project Runway first...", so I'm thinking more than one person will be eliminated in a group challenge. I still love Tim Gunn and I still think Michael Kors is tired and Heidi is a nutjob. Yes people, you can look as good as she does and still not know what the hell you're talking about!
Week Uno
Well, I had heard that our little show is moving to LA. This revelation just makes me ill. LA, for fashion, are you kidding me? Breaks my little fashionazi heart. As for now let's concentrate on these newbies for Season 5.
My Threes:
It is just too early to tell with the first challenge. I can tell you who I like so far: Jerell, Kenley, Kelli and Joe. My least faves are Stella - already with the freakin' out, Blayne - um, he'll be kept for the dramafest, and well, that's all so far. I feel this season is going to be interesting because they all look pretty good execution wise. I would love to see what the challenges this season will be and how these guys and dolls make it work. There was a lot of gasping with the next "Project Runway first...", so I'm thinking more than one person will be eliminated in a group challenge. I still love Tim Gunn and I still think Michael Kors is tired and Heidi is a nutjob. Yes people, you can look as good as she does and still not know what the hell you're talking about!
Week Dos
Ok, So here we are at week two and these designers seem a bit green in their attitude. I feel like the models purposely picked crappy stuff to make it as difficult as possible, but hey, I don't work at Bravo so I'm not keen to the script.
Intriguing
I really don't like these colors together but for some reason this dress is like the song you can't get our of your head. It's interesting without being too in your face. It's a subtle creep. I'd wear this if it was black and another color. This was probably my favorite out of all of them and I could see Miss Portman wearing this number. I also liked Kenely's because it was so clean and well executed, but the belt looks cheap.
Doable
This dress I like because its cute and artsy. The thing that throws me off about this dress is the collar. I don't like how it's not even. It drives me nuts and for the love of all that is sacred, Suede needs to just shut up and sew because that 3rd person shite is so annoying.
Vomitfest
There were a few that I didn't like, one being Kortos. That seaming on the outside was just so unflattering. The dress I have to say was my lest favorite is that crazy bitch Leanne's. It was poorly made and had way too much going on. She needs to lay off the herb. From execution to aesthetic this dress was just hideous. It was like someone called my ass up and said, "J, we want you to make something a five year old in summer camp would." Horrid and so much worse than anyone elses. She's going to end up surprising me though...watch.
On a side note, Stella seems to be a one trick pony. I get she likes her LETHA, but you gotta show some range as a designer. I think Wesley was voted off too quikcly and that Leanne is a scary person. Heidi is still a tard when it comes to the cirtiques.
Week Tres
I think that by now when you hear Heidi say "Tim Gunn wants to take you out," that it means no cocktails, no restaurant, and another challenge is enroute. It's funny when you can tell what's being edited at this point. Anyway, I feel like these designers lack imagination and I don't know what kind of psycho designs are in their head, but I have yet to see someone pushing the envelope. All in all this challenge was boring and Sandra Bernhardt is hardly a fashion go to person. At least in my eyes. She might be funny, but it was like the guest judge they had lined up fell through.
Surprise, Surprise...
See, What did I tell you, Leanne was gonna come out of nowhere and make me feel tarded. But in all fairness I will say that she's not consistent. This dress I loved though. It had just the right detail and I'd wear it out any day. Very cute and modern and she's actually showing some imagination here. She needs to stop looking like a deer in headlights though. That look is getting old for me.
Effin' Gorgeous
Oh how pretty Jerell's turned out. I mean it was red carpet worthy. I didn't love the colour, but loved the silhoette and the train of the dress. It was
sewn quite well and was just a lovely gown.
Someone Call 911
Blayne, is so freakin' annoying! If he would stop concentrating on his little "catchphrases" and start designing that would help. This outfit was just atrocious. I didn't like it whatsoever. I hate how everything he makes is like a rainbow vomitted. I'm trying to dismiss the fact that he's from the left Coast and has spent way too much in the tanning bed. I'm waiting to see something interesting from this guy but so far all I've seen is a bunch of silliness. Moving on....
Ok, So here we are at week two and these designers seem a bit green in their attitude. I feel like the models purposely picked crappy stuff to make it as difficult as possible, but hey, I don't work at Bravo so I'm not keen to the script.
IntriguingI really don't like these colors together but for some reason this dress is like the song you can't get our of your head. It's interesting without being too in your face. It's a subtle creep. I'd wear this if it was black and another color. This was probably my favorite out of all of them and I could see Miss Portman wearing this number. I also liked Kenely's because it was so clean and well executed, but the belt looks cheap.
Doable
This dress I like because its cute and artsy. The thing that throws me off about this dress is the collar. I don't like how it's not even. It drives me nuts and for the love of all that is sacred, Suede needs to just shut up and sew because that 3rd person shite is so annoying.
VomitfestThere were a few that I didn't like, one being Kortos. That seaming on the outside was just so unflattering. The dress I have to say was my lest favorite is that crazy bitch Leanne's. It was poorly made and had way too much going on. She needs to lay off the herb. From execution to aesthetic this dress was just hideous. It was like someone called my ass up and said, "J, we want you to make something a five year old in summer camp would." Horrid and so much worse than anyone elses. She's going to end up surprising me though...watch.
On a side note, Stella seems to be a one trick pony. I get she likes her LETHA, but you gotta show some range as a designer. I think Wesley was voted off too quikcly and that Leanne is a scary person. Heidi is still a tard when it comes to the cirtiques.
Week Tres
I think that by now when you hear Heidi say "Tim Gunn wants to take you out," that it means no cocktails, no restaurant, and another challenge is enroute. It's funny when you can tell what's being edited at this point. Anyway, I feel like these designers lack imagination and I don't know what kind of psycho designs are in their head, but I have yet to see someone pushing the envelope. All in all this challenge was boring and Sandra Bernhardt is hardly a fashion go to person. At least in my eyes. She might be funny, but it was like the guest judge they had lined up fell through.
Surprise, Surprise...
See, What did I tell you, Leanne was gonna come out of nowhere and make me feel tarded. But in all fairness I will say that she's not consistent. This dress I loved though. It had just the right detail and I'd wear it out any day. Very cute and modern and she's actually showing some imagination here. She needs to stop looking like a deer in headlights though. That look is getting old for me.
Effin' Gorgeous
Oh how pretty Jerell's turned out. I mean it was red carpet worthy. I didn't love the colour, but loved the silhoette and the train of the dress. It was
sewn quite well and was just a lovely gown.Someone Call 911
Blayne, is so freakin' annoying! If he would stop concentrating on his little "catchphrases" and start designing that would help. This outfit was just atrocious. I didn't like it whatsoever. I hate how everything he makes is like a rainbow vomitted. I'm trying to dismiss the fact that he's from the left Coast and has spent way too much in the tanning bed. I'm waiting to see something interesting from this guy but so far all I've seen is a bunch of silliness. Moving on....
