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I've known Chuck a very long time. It all began in a dungeon like
apartment on Monument Avenue in Richmond, VA to a very party central apartment
we deemed "411". It was part of the Richmond Trio as I used
to call it. They were three of Richmond's finest party houses and
home to some of the most distinctive individuals I've ever met.
So, I recently caught up with my old friend and found that he had been up
to some surprising things. One of which was....MAKING SOAP FOR SATAN!
Well not exactly.
1 - What prompted you to make soap?
After a binge of huffing Glade air fresheners, I realized I hadn't touched
water in a few days. I was pretty disgusted with myself so I went shopping
for bleach and Brillo pads. Somehow, I stumbled into a craft store and
decide just to make my own soap.
Ok, that might be a lie. I really was just very bored and happened to
be in a craft store. Cross-stitch and plastic flower arrangement was not
for me and the soap stuff was on sale.
2 - Does the devil appreciate the soaps you are making?
Not as much as you would think... I have yet to piss off local boy Pat
Robertson. I sent the 700 Club a sample pack... but never heard back.
3 - What does your soap consist of?
I use 100% vegetable glycerin soap base and a myriad of colors and tricks
to get shapes in them. I could just put plastic toys and junk in mine
but then it would be a gimmick and my soap is fully functional soap bars
for every day use.
4 - Where can folks find your soap?
Online at SatanSoaps.com or check
out this great site that sells them too pixelgirlshop.com.
A tattoo shop in Richmond, VA and a book store in NYC used to carry my
soaps... but they both dropped the ball on actually attempting to
sell them and I think just took them home to use.
5 - What are you currently listening to?
at this precise moment, a tranny hooker giving a blowjob in Hawaii (it's
on HBO, I swear).
Musically, I've been mixing it up with Mastadon,
Isis, The Make-Ups, Unsane, Mindless
Self Indulgence, and RPG.
6 - Does your soap come in different shapes? Do you have a pentagram
soap for instance?
I have a bar with a pentagram imprint on it (Infernal Pact). Most of mine
are standard 4oz bar shaped. Paranoia Soap appears to be my most popular,
as it has these floating faces suspended in a clear bar.
7 - Can you explain the process and types of soap you make?
You want me to divulge trade secrets! I might be a heretic of sorts...
but that is too much heresy for me.
8 - What is your favorite soap you make?
Currently, I have been fucking around with making the soap rolls. They
look like sushi in a way. I am not sure if I will make them to sell, but
have been giving them out as gifts.
9 - How do feel about competition coming from Dial and Caress?
All that fancy antibacterial corporate shit is more insidious than I could
ever hope to be... given the chance, I would like to bring on the downfall
of mass produced soaps. Can you even recognize the stuff that is in them?
For all we know it could be ground up bone marrow of babies. hmmm... that
is a good idea.
10 - Hardest part of making soap?
The packaging!
"Impure
Thoughts, Clean Body" Get some....no shower should be without
it!
www.satansoaps.com
http://myspace.com/satansoaps
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